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New Requests
fcbvyref sbe nyy bs FbW vapyhqvat gur QYP:
bxnl guvf cebzcg pbzovarf gjb guvatf, gubhtu vs nalbar jnagf gb eha jvgu rira bar bs gurz V jbhyq or n irel unccl jbzna.
N) Bar bs zl snibhevgr guvatf nobhg Fcvevg bs Whfgvpr vf Cubravk'f onpx vawhel, orpnhfr vg znxrf frafr bs nyy gubfr jnpxl vawhevrf ur tbg va cerivbhf tnzrf - V zlfrys nz va zl 30f naq fhqqrayl srryvat fb zhpu jbefr sebz nyy zl byq nppvqragny vawhevrf - naq V'q yvxr gb vzntvar gur ernfba Cubravk znxrf fb znal zber fghaarq jvqr-rlrq snprf guna hfhny naq frrzf n yvggyr bhg bs vg ng gvzrf va pnfr 5 vf gung sbe lrnef ur jnf frys-zrqvpngvat sbe uvf onpx cnva ohg ur'f abj bss gur "tencr whvpr" naq ur'f fgehttyvat jvgu gur qnl gb qnl puebavp cnva naq guvatf yvxr ubj qvssvphyg frk pna or jura lbh'ir tbg pbafgnag cnva lbh qvqa'g nfx sbe
O) Gur ernfba Cubravk naq Rqtrjbegu ner fb ovgpul ng rnpu bgure va gur QYP vf gurl'ir orra svanyyl gelvat gb znxr n eryngvbafuvc jbex ohg oyrj hc ng rnpu bgure orpnhfr Rqtrjbegu qbrfa'g frrz gb jnag gb pbzzvg. Qbrf gung pnfr svanyyl pbaivapr Rqtrjbegu bs gur cbjre bs ybir? Qb gurl svanyyl gnyx guvatf bhg orsber tbvat gb gur jrqqvat? Qbrf Cubravk pbaivapr Rqtrl gb qnapr jvgu uvz ng gur erprcgvba? Sbyybjrq hc ol graqre ybivat nccebnpuvat zvqqyr ntr pnershy frk pbzcyvpngrq ol Cubravk'f onpx vawhel naq Rqtrjbegu'f vanovyvgl gb frr zhpu bs nalguvat va gur qnex jvgu uvf tynffrf bss?
Hell, hell, hell, it's a wonderful place:
Anulhgn sbbyvfuyl nggrzcgf gb yrpgher Tbqbg nobhg Uryy.
Spoilers for 6-2 and 6-3 heyo:
Ubarfgyl V fcrag nyy bs Evgr bs Gheanobhg frpergyl jnagvat Cubravk gb chapu Anulhgn va gur snpr sbe gelvat gb trg Gehpl pbaivpgrq sbe zheqre naq svyyvat ure urnq shyy bs "lbh'er tbvat gb uryy" penc naq abj V whfg ernyyl jnag gb frr fbzrbar jevgr vg. Gung'f nyy.
Edgeworth's confession:
"Wright, I have discovered that I am pregnant with your child."
".... But you're a guy..... aren't you?"
Married to the enemy?:
Edgeworth receives a nasty accident and wakes up in the hospital with amnesia.
His last memory is Phoenix Wright beating his perfect record, having been defeated in court and humiliated with his mentor calling him a disgrace, he had vowed to get back at that man during an upcoming trial.
Upon awakening however, he is told he's married to this very person.
Franziskye:
Ema is totally over her crush on Edgeworth.
Besides, his sister is way hotter.
In The Enemy's Shoes:
Most prosecutors don't realize the amounts of hoops defense attorneys have to jump through to even have a chance against the prosecution in court. Miles knows a bit from his stint as Iris' attorney. And he has met his own obstancles in Investigations, but he doesn't connect the dots that it's like this for many defense attorneys all the time.
Plus, that unlike prosecutors, they aren't allowed to investigate crime scenes on their own.
It comes as a shock when events conspire that at least two prosecutors have to deal with a situation where their position and its advantages helps them nothing. Their friends of the WAA kindly step in and deal with the shit, exasperated, but knowing how to deal with it.
It's a humbling experience.
Euphemisms:
"..'Going to the dentist' means he's in his office huffing nitrous oxide."
almost 100% this isn't how it works:
Sometime when he was 18-24, Miles Edgeworth donated sperm. He wasn't planning to have kids personally, but great legacy and all that. He's largely forgotten it.
Flash forward to DD/SoJ era (spoilers are fine if you want to set it then) and he gets a call. He's the last living relative of an 8-10 year old son. A soft-spoken, studious boy that reminds him totally of himself.
Edgeworth can hardly handle polite conversation, he certainly can't handle a son, and the parallels to his own life are digging up feelings he doesn't want to deal with. Basically just him going through the mental anguish of deciding whether he should potentially destroy both of their lives with his inability to behave like a normal human, or abandoning the poor kid who's already lost everything.
Or you could take it another direction and within 5 minutes of the information coming to light, Phoenix Wright declares the boy an honorary member of the family. (Phoenix can be anything from Miles' husband to just his court rival and compulsive orphan collector)
Tsunderdaddy Edgeworth has to come to terms with this new child in his life and ideally eventually becomes some form of father figure.
More Than Just A Robot:
Simon apologises to Ponco for chopping her to pieces and dumping her in the trash.
Turnabout Undead:
Standard murder trial is going on when suddenly the victim bursts in, in their original body and wearing the clothes they were murdered in, demanding their right to testify.
Pre-AA6, please
Bonus: It turns out to not have been murder at all, just a stupid accident
Bonus 2: The victim was one of the WAA (not Mia)
Discussions
Impact of LiveJournal servers now being in Russia
New Requests
fcbvyref sbe nyy bs FbW vapyhqvat gur QYP:
bxnl guvf cebzcg pbzovarf gjb guvatf, gubhtu vs nalbar jnagf gb eha jvgu rira bar bs gurz V jbhyq or n irel unccl jbzna.
N) Bar bs zl snibhevgr guvatf nobhg Fcvevg bs Whfgvpr vf Cubravk'f onpx vawhel, orpnhfr vg znxrf frafr bs nyy gubfr jnpxl vawhevrf ur tbg va cerivbhf tnzrf - V zlfrys nz va zl 30f naq fhqqrayl srryvat fb zhpu jbefr sebz nyy zl byq nppvqragny vawhevrf - naq V'q yvxr gb vzntvar gur ernfba Cubravk znxrf fb znal zber fghaarq jvqr-rlrq snprf guna hfhny naq frrzf n yvggyr bhg bs vg ng gvzrf va pnfr 5 vf gung sbe lrnef ur jnf frys-zrqvpngvat sbe uvf onpx cnva ohg ur'f abj bss gur "tencr whvpr" naq ur'f fgehttyvat jvgu gur qnl gb qnl puebavp cnva naq guvatf yvxr ubj qvssvphyg frk pna or jura lbh'ir tbg pbafgnag cnva lbh qvqa'g nfx sbe
O) Gur ernfba Cubravk naq Rqtrjbegu ner fb ovgpul ng rnpu bgure va gur QYP vf gurl'ir orra svanyyl gelvat gb znxr n eryngvbafuvc jbex ohg oyrj hc ng rnpu bgure orpnhfr Rqtrjbegu qbrfa'g frrz gb jnag gb pbzzvg. Qbrf gung pnfr svanyyl pbaivapr Rqtrjbegu bs gur cbjre bs ybir? Qb gurl svanyyl gnyx guvatf bhg orsber tbvat gb gur jrqqvat? Qbrf Cubravk pbaivapr Rqtrl gb qnapr jvgu uvz ng gur erprcgvba? Sbyybjrq hc ol graqre ybivat nccebnpuvat zvqqyr ntr pnershy frk pbzcyvpngrq ol Cubravk'f onpx vawhel naq Rqtrjbegu'f vanovyvgl gb frr zhpu bs nalguvat va gur qnex jvgu uvf tynffrf bss?
Hell, hell, hell, it's a wonderful place:
Anulhgn sbbyvfuyl nggrzcgf gb yrpgher Tbqbg nobhg Uryy.
Spoilers for 6-2 and 6-3 heyo:
Ubarfgyl V fcrag nyy bs Evgr bs Gheanobhg frpergyl jnagvat Cubravk gb chapu Anulhgn va gur snpr sbe gelvat gb trg Gehpl pbaivpgrq sbe zheqre naq svyyvat ure urnq shyy bs "lbh'er tbvat gb uryy" penc naq abj V whfg ernyyl jnag gb frr fbzrbar jevgr vg. Gung'f nyy.
Edgeworth's confession:
"Wright, I have discovered that I am pregnant with your child."
".... But you're a guy..... aren't you?"
Married to the enemy?:
Edgeworth receives a nasty accident and wakes up in the hospital with amnesia.
His last memory is Phoenix Wright beating his perfect record, having been defeated in court and humiliated with his mentor calling him a disgrace, he had vowed to get back at that man during an upcoming trial.
Upon awakening however, he is told he's married to this very person.
Franziskye:
Ema is totally over her crush on Edgeworth.
Besides, his sister is way hotter.
In The Enemy's Shoes:
Most prosecutors don't realize the amounts of hoops defense attorneys have to jump through to even have a chance against the prosecution in court. Miles knows a bit from his stint as Iris' attorney. And he has met his own obstancles in Investigations, but he doesn't connect the dots that it's like this for many defense attorneys all the time.
Plus, that unlike prosecutors, they aren't allowed to investigate crime scenes on their own.
It comes as a shock when events conspire that at least two prosecutors have to deal with a situation where their position and its advantages helps them nothing. Their friends of the WAA kindly step in and deal with the shit, exasperated, but knowing how to deal with it.
It's a humbling experience.
Euphemisms:
"..'Going to the dentist' means he's in his office huffing nitrous oxide."
almost 100% this isn't how it works:
Sometime when he was 18-24, Miles Edgeworth donated sperm. He wasn't planning to have kids personally, but great legacy and all that. He's largely forgotten it.
Flash forward to DD/SoJ era (spoilers are fine if you want to set it then) and he gets a call. He's the last living relative of an 8-10 year old son. A soft-spoken, studious boy that reminds him totally of himself.
Edgeworth can hardly handle polite conversation, he certainly can't handle a son, and the parallels to his own life are digging up feelings he doesn't want to deal with. Basically just him going through the mental anguish of deciding whether he should potentially destroy both of their lives with his inability to behave like a normal human, or abandoning the poor kid who's already lost everything.
Or you could take it another direction and within 5 minutes of the information coming to light, Phoenix Wright declares the boy an honorary member of the family. (Phoenix can be anything from Miles' husband to just his court rival and compulsive orphan collector)
Tsunderdaddy Edgeworth has to come to terms with this new child in his life and ideally eventually becomes some form of father figure.
More Than Just A Robot:
Simon apologises to Ponco for chopping her to pieces and dumping her in the trash.
Turnabout Undead:
Standard murder trial is going on when suddenly the victim bursts in, in their original body and wearing the clothes they were murdered in, demanding their right to testify.
Pre-AA6, please
Bonus: It turns out to not have been murder at all, just a stupid accident
Bonus 2: The victim was one of the WAA (not Mia)
Discussions
Impact of LiveJournal servers now being in Russia